Cue more accusations of cowardice.
Rather than chickening out, I grabbed the lube and attempted to make it fit.
Roses are red, misquitos are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
Life is like a dick.
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes.
Not a huge fan of soggy breasts, usually.
People who suffer life-changing injuries will benefit from the change but
Let Scotland set drugs laws so we can open safe injecting rooms, charities urge.
Can the live-action movies be done right?